Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, October 10, 2013

I really miss my foreign exchange best friend

     These days I always hear my friends say how much they miss their college friends. I always want to slap some sense into them and say, "Hey be grateful and don't pout! At least your best friend isn't in another country halfway across the globe! At least you can see and chat with them. You don't have to wake up extra early just to chat with them or stay up extra late. When you need to talk to them or you just need your best friend, you can text them. I have to message her on Facebook because of insanely high international phone rates!" However, I always hold my tongue. That little pout sesh would definitely make quite the scene.
     Lately everything has reminded me of Skye, even the stupid little Emojis. I stared at one of the camels and thought of how her dogs always attacked me when I entered her house. Then I laughed when I remembered that I would call her every time I was outside her house because I was afraid of all 6+ of her dogs haha. Then I laughed even harder because a camel Emoji reminded me of this. Talk about pitiful. Geez.
     Then each time I skim through Daily Odd Compliments I think of Skye. I reminisce on those nights when we'd text each other our favorite ones. We sounded like such lesbians hahaha! (I bet I still do now!) I even experience moments now when I grab my phone and I'm about to text her a funny one when I remember that I can't text her! Oh well..









Friday, October 4, 2013

Wise Words of my Calc teacher

We were running really far behind in reviewing the previous night’s homework.
“OK. Let’s move on the next problem. Guys. What number is it? Number thirty? Well finally! It’s taken forever to get to the thirties! I remember when I was in my thirties…”
He was being exceptionally random that day haha. Later a fly landed on my desk and he started speaking to me through hand gestures. I thought he was going to kill the fly, but he approached my desk unarmed. He then caught the fly, with his hand first try! Next he ran, giggling like a child to the teacher’s room across the hall. Everyone sat wondering what the heck just happened. He came back all collected and calm and simply said, “We don’t have the fly anymore, the class across the hall does.”