Colorful Characters

-The guy who asked Jenny what a cow was. He pointed to our animal socks at work and pointed to the chicken, "Is this a cow?" I swear he did that to every stickin animal. No sir, that is not a cow. Please go back to preschool and learn your animals. Or back to middle school and relearn sarcasm. Your choice.

-The clean cut cowboy who was actually a hippie. He whipped out his medical marijuana permit and told us he could get weed in any form he wanted. This guy was bragging about how he could choose between brownies, pills, sodas, cakes... and then he called Ken a hippie because of his big glasses and pony tail. "Having long hair does not make you a hippie." Ken said and continued to make his point clear. "Sir, I hate hippies. I went to Vietnam to fight for them and when I got home they spit on me. They would say things like, "Make love, not war." Sir, having a pony tail does not make me a hippie. Jesus had long hair. Thomas Jefferson had long hair and they were not hippies. Being a hippie is a frame of mind." That guy walked away smiling.. he must have had a brownie.

-The guy that made my day by randomly playing Journey's Don't Stop Believing on our old and badly out of tune piano.

-Kody Brown. The guy from Sister Wives. He's just as rude in real life as on the show. No acting there.

-The guy with the weird goatee. It looked something like this..

But I do await the day I see someone come in with this lovely do #bucketlist

-The lady that comes in all the time and literally looks for me. I helped her decide on jewelry one day and I guess we've become good friends since then! The last time she came in she gave me a "short lesson on boys."  haha she definitely makes my day every time she comes in